Let's see if you still like us after this. Now, it's time to let the straights in on some of our dirty little secrets.
That's right, there are all sorts of secrets that Ted and Ned, the nice gay couple next door to you with the matching BMWs and the prim sweater sets aren't telling you, probably starting with the reason they have those bolts in the ceiling of the 'den' (It's for the sling and 'den' is gay for 'sex room'). That doesn't mean we're still not queer radicals. As gay men and lesbians get closer and closer to the mainstream they've often traded in their image as the queer radicals who started the Stonewall Riots for the milquetoast assimilationists who want to get married and have kids and put HRC bumper stickers on their cars.
